vista-cruiser

Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.

"Bedtime Story" by Jeffrey Whitmore  (via meandrous)
queenofasses

Open RP: Saeko

fakedick:

the-dangerous-dolls:

"Ah…I don’t think this shirt will hold my breasts…."

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"Well, of course not, Saeko. This fabric is much too thin and weak to give any form of support and it the stitching you’ve done on it is horrendous. Why don’t you overlay it on some canvas and then accentuate the fabric’s features with some of this beautiful chartreuse you’ve picked out over here?"

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Tim Gunn snapped his fingers.

"Make it work!"

shitpeoplesayintf2

Anonymous asked:

Been playing since before f2p, did not know about dead text thing

shitpeoplesayintf2 answered:

I’ve ALSO been playing before f2p. BUT, for all of you doubting me, here’s this from the TF2 wiki: x

I guess the disclaimer I should be adding to that other post is that deadspeak and deadchat are secluded from alive players ONLY ON VALVE SERVERS AND OTHER SERVERS THAT MIGHT HAVE NOT CHANGED THAT SETTING.

IF THE SERVER HAS ALLTALK ON THEY MOST DEFINTELY CAN SEE OR HEAR WHAT YOU ARE SAYING

shitpeoplesayintf2

zaner-boy asked:

Important note: When you type or talk while dead, nobody thats alive can see or hear what you say. There is nothing in the game that tells you this. I thought it would help to spread the word on this a bit.

shitpeoplesayintf2 answered:

I learned this about a year ago. All those times I thought I was helping I was really just talking to the people who couldn’t help.

REMEMBER THIS

*edit

for all y’all bein prickly af here’s my disclaimer

this is only set for valve servers and some servers who might have not disabled the function because it allows for ghosting